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(no subject) [Nov. 11th, 2004|11:15 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Strange (streaming) video.
Citroen commercial.
Both might look better in a smaller browser window.

http://www.madman.com.au/trailers/windowsmedia/tism/winner_albedit_high.wmv
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(no subject) [Nov. 11th, 2004|09:25 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Random bizarre pics:

the coat rack in my room
Ameriquest field in Arlington (from the trip I took my younger daughter on)
Strange Brew pic (sadly, I think it is closed for good now)
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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2004|10:46 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Merry Christmas!
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(no subject) [Nov. 8th, 2004|10:22 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |amusedamused]

I found it rather humorous that I spent 15 minutes running thought the house looking for a Windows NT 4.0 server CD. In the process, I found every OTHER OS on the planet (damn near) and was almost convinced to give up. 3 flavors of Netware, Windows 2000 and variants (SBS, etc), Windows 2003 (3 versions), several flavors of Unix...hell, I even found a BeOS CD! But no NT 4.0 server. Oh, I found NT 4.0 workstation. But I didn't want workstation, I wanted server. And there's no sex in the champagne room...whoops, wrong tangent.

I finally found a MOC CD with an eval copy. Good enough for what I want to do. I think this was more of a workout than walking to lunch today.
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(no subject) [Nov. 4th, 2004|01:35 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |tiredtired]

Flaming Lips and Spongbob!?! (WMP)
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(no subject) [Nov. 1st, 2004|11:52 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |amusedamused]

I am dying!!!

these
is TEH
funn-hey

(and this too)
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2004|12:34 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

It is Saturday night and I guess this is the night that all the kids will be out trick-or-treating this year (despite Halloween actually being Sunday). I am, yet again, giving out glowsticks but I will not be doing this at just my house. My mother will have twice as many glowsticks as I do (based on last year's turnout, this is about the right ratio) so two neighborhoods should be almost visible from the ISS. If I can get out of my foul mood, I might take some pictures, too. I would set up the webcam again but...hell, no one will watch.

Hey, the kids like them, the parents like them, no one gets fat and no one gets run over. And you'd think that would HELP my karma.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2004|01:18 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Great movie quotes:

Hugh Grant (Will) in About A Boy when asked to be Imogen's godfather:

-----------------

Christine: How would you like to be Imogen's godfather?

Will: Christine, John. I am truly, truly...touched. But you must be kidding. I couldn't possibly think of a worse godfather. I'd probably drop her on her head at her christening. I'd forget all her birthdays until she was 18. Then I'd take her out and get her drunk. And, let's face it, quite possibly try and shag her. Seriously. Very bad choice.

Christine: I just...I've always thought you had hidden depths, Will.

Will: No, no, you've always had that wrong about me. I really am this shallow.
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(no subject) [Oct. 23rd, 2004|12:39 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |amusedamused]

The CUM box (Computer User Masturbatory box) is a reality. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Cybersex will never be the same!
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(no subject) [Oct. 21st, 2004|12:26 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |amusedamused]

In a pre-emptive celebration of my ability to do something nice for someone this week and next, I give you some adult humor, country style: clicky (1MB wav)
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2004|02:38 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |funky]

I unleash unto LiveJournal the most trashy of Eurotrash pop music. And the video isn't much better!

http://www.completefiasco.com/lips.html
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(no subject) [Oct. 16th, 2004|12:19 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

I just tried one of the Zesty Chicken Border Bowls from Taco Bell. It wasn't bad...and the price was ok. I rarely eat at Taco Bell but the last week has had me coming home late (after 10pm when every damned fast food place here is closed) and Taco Bell is about all there is to eat. I think I will take the Zesty Chicken Border Bowl over the plain bean burritos any time.

I am rather tired of studying. I may try to head to IHOP tomorrow for a final go-around with the material and try to focus on some weak areas. I have no idea when the hell I will take the exam because all the damned testing centers seem to only be open from 10am to 4pm or so and I will be in class those hours.

Speaking of which, I get a week of just class...which is a bit like bland sex. Odd comparison? Well, let me clarify: bland sex as opposed to no sex at all. And there is no sex in the champagne room. None. Oh, there's champagne in the champagne room. By I don't want champagne, I want sex. And there is no sex in the champagne room.
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|01:39 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |crappycrappy]

Since everyone is posting memes, here is mine:

People hate you because you are depressed. this is
really a stupid reason to hate a person, seeing
as for all they know, it could push you over
the edge.


Why Do People Hate You?
brought to you by Quizilla


It's twue, all twue!
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(no subject) [Oct. 12th, 2004|01:14 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Funny- http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2651184?htv=12

Weird - http://www.correnticalde.com/joelpeterwitkin/index.html
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(no subject) [Oct. 11th, 2004|10:26 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

So, on the way to work today, I stopped at the Breakplace nearby to get a drink. While I was paying, some woman comes up and asks one of the cashiers if they have an 'out mailbox' she can use. The cashier tells her they do but mail isn't running because it is a holiday. The woman says, 'Oh' and leaves. I grab my drink and say, "Damn, I forgot to put those three ships in my front yard." Both cashiers glared at me. Since neither looked remotely capable of being offended for racial reasons or capable of some extreme leftist insult from the comment, I have to guess I rubbed them the wrong way (like I seem to do everyone) despite my lack of a handgun or a ski mask.

Welcome to my world. (yeah, it is a dark, dark place)
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(no subject) [Oct. 10th, 2004|01:52 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Find six things wrong with the picture:

1) This man does not love his wife.
2) Faulty uterus.
3) Can't seem to pray the gay away.
4) Every 12 seconds a woman is abused by her man. But not tonight, it's 'ladies night'.
5) Dead girls can't smile.
6) More self-destructive than the letter N.
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(no subject) [Oct. 9th, 2004|06:17 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |boredbored]

It is almost ironic. I shoot out $23 for router memory and immediately after get an email from LJ saying my drop dead date is the 19th. Good thing they take credit cards in addition to PP since my PP acct was below $25.
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And you don't stop... [Oct. 9th, 2004|05:02 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |depresseddepressed]

I finally get out of the house and into a shitty cold-assed rainstorm to go to IHOP and study. Nothing major to report other than when I finish my meal and reading, I realize I don't have my wallet. I must have vCJD. Speaking of CJD, I was watching Lexx (I watch it on rare occasion) and noticed CJD was the name of a cattle-raising (yes, for slaughter) operation in their 'perfect town on Earth'. Not sure if the joke was intended or not.

cut for your sanityCollapse )

I guess it is a matter of being totally alone this weekend (kids are out of town and no one is online/answering phones/hooking electrodes to my head to give me ECT therapy). I wish I had someone to study with or even just talk, well, not shop but shoppish stuff (is 'shoppish' a word?).
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(no subject) [Oct. 7th, 2004|08:55 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

According to the manager at Souper Salad, the old Crystals building is being torn down to make way for a new Chili's. WTF!? There is a Chili's 2.5 miles down the road...and probably one north of here, too. And, to top that off, the Santa Fe one mile away just closed down as a result of poor business.

Sadly, the building is almost gone. Just the front and back walls are left today and I suspect they will be torn down later.
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(no subject) [Oct. 6th, 2004|11:33 pm]
Dan Jones
[mood |awake]

Because I can't sleep and the damned song is stuck in my head courtesy of someone singing it on Tuesday night (and I know you know who you are), I am posting MY favorite version of 'Favorite Things' despite it being 2 months before the Christmas season that normally spawns the link. (breathes)

http://www.jonesnco.com/images/Xthings.wav

Enjoy!
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