||[Jul. 23rd, 2004|01:30 am]
My brief shopping time in WalMart* was disturbing. I was able to confirm there is, in fact, squeezable peanut butter available for sale. Now, squeezable jelly I get. It is often messy and sticky and is a consistency that facilitates the squeezable model well when it is not refrigerated. But peanut butter? They would have to cut it with so much unnatural oil it would slimier than most porn sets.
Other than that, it was uneventful.
BTW, this is the guy I saw last night.
* It was a WalMart grocery story, not the usual 'Sam Walton House o' Folks with Extra Chromosomes' I often have to go to since nothing else is open after 11pm.