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Dan Jones

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January 18th, 2004

(no subject) [Jan. 18th, 2004|12:56 am]
Dan Jones
[mood |boredbored]
[music |Favorite Things...you know...the one your hear at Christmas]

Posting on LJ and getting no replies
radio stations playing songs I despise
getting my socks wet and telephone rings
these are a few of my most-hated things

Living in bumfuck chock full of morons
with no social outlets and few career options
knowing each workday will bring agony
these are a few of my most-hated things

When the bell rings, when I wake up
when I rise for the day
I curse the fact I didn't die in my sleep
and I go get dressed again.

Spending each weekend sitting at my home
cursing the fact that I spend my life alone
hoping a job offer relocates me
these are a few of my most-hated things

Wishing my oven were gas, not electric
Knowing my life really is quite pathetic
I'm sure that I'll never win the lottery
these are a few of my most-hated things

When I can't sleep and my TV
shows crap at 4 am
I wish I had TiVo or DirecTV
so I could stay entertained.

Constant complaining in LiveJournal entries
Auto-responses from IMing buddies
Suspecting wrong numbers when my cell phone rings
these are a few of my most-hated things

Looking for people with similar interests
Doing LJ, Friendster and ICQ searches
coming up empty on everything
these are a few of my most-hated things

When I feel down, sad and lonely
I look at my screen
My Trillian list is mostly greyed out
people who never speak
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