February 14th, 2003

die

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In order to show my dislike of the holiday and my co-workers, I went through work and put 1 tablespoon of concentrated RoundUp in each and every vase I could find holding what appeared to be newly arrived flowers. Of course, I told them all it was aspirin and would help preserve the flowers.

Now, I actually did NOT do this but it was a thought that crossed my mind. Yes, I am a sociopath and likely headed for hell but I thought it was hilarious.
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